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The Entertation Index: December 13

December 13, 2010

This, somehow, is a news maker.

Cyrus, Miley – After the Hannah Montana star was videotaped smoking salvia, a psychoactive herb legal in California, former CA state assemblyman Anthony Adams has reintroduced a bill to ban the drug.  Adams thinks young children will emulate her behavior, which is a problem because salvia makes “you do incredibly crazy things,” like buy Miley Cyrus albums.

Link: Cyrus Smokin’ (TMZ)

Gosselin, Kate – The reality TV matriarch has changed her hairstyle again.  Go ahead and wipe the coffee off of your computer screen.  If you need a moment, I completely understand, since the importance of this moment cannot be underestimated.  Access Hollywood and Extra! have already begun revamping their line-ups to allow 24-hour coverage of this life-changing event.

Link: Gosselin Changes ‘Do (People)

Ronnie – The Jersey Shore star tells MTV that he lost his virginity on the hood of a car.  The hood ornament has still not been recovered.

Link: When Ronnie Lost the Big V (Huffington Post)

Swift, Taylor – The country singer and boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal were being tailed by paparazzi while driving through Beverly Hills, so they called the LAPD.  The police sent cruisers and a helicopter, which were rendered unnecessary when Swift, an magical being incapable of failure, destroyed several photographers with her mind, then sublimated into pure energy and whisked the couple to her castle in the sky.

Link: Swiftenhaal Rebuffs Paparazzi (X17Online)

Wilson, Carnie – The Wilson Phillips singer talked with Rob Shuter about the media’s obsession with her weight, and how she just doesn’t care: “I’m fat as f**k, what can I say?”  She proved it by eating a boom mic and Shuter’s left hand before being subdued.

Link: Wilson Is Big and Bold (PopEater)

Z, Jay- – The rapper/businessman now owns a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport, the world’s fastest street-legal car.  For his 41st birthday, wife Beyonce purchased him the $2 million speedster to add to his already impressive car collection, which includes a Rolls Royce Phantom, Ferrari F430 Spider, Maybach 62S and a Pagani Zonda Roadster.  To top this, next year Beyonce is expected to buy every single other car in the world.

Link: Jay-Z’s Big Gift (Daily Mail)

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