The Entertation Index: January 10

Just "'til death?" Sweet!

Hefner, Hugh – The 84-year-old Playboy patriarch is engaged to 24-year-old Crystal Harris.  When asked how she felt about his plan to be married, ex-Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson said, “I’m not surprised.”  Wilkinson then realized she thought she heard Hef was going to “be buried.”  “Still not surprised,” she said.

Link: Hef Engaged (E! Online)

Kardashians, The – Revenue Resource Group has brought a $75 million suit against Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney for pulling out of their debit card endorsement deal.  We get the breach of contract thing, RRG, but if you can find people willing to pay huge fees to use their own money because a card has a picture of the Kardashians on it, you won’t have trouble finding similar rubes again.

Link: Kardashians Sued (Huffington Post)

Michele, Lea – The Glee actress reportedly ignored 14-year-old True Grit star Hailee Steinfeld when the young gleek asked for Michele’s autograph.  Don’t worry, likely-to-be-Oscar-nominated Steinfeld: the star of a show using the same gimmick as Cop Rock will probably be begging to be an extra in movies with you in a few years.

Link: Michele Ignores Steinfield? (PopEater)

Palin, Sarah – TLC’s Sarah Palin’s Alaska will not have a second season.  As a result, every Alaskan mammal that was previously on the Endangered Species list has been removed.

Link: No Second Season for Palin (EW)

Paltrow, Gwyneth – Paltrow says that while filming her new movie Country Strong, she stayed drunk all the time.  Similarly, we would have to be smashed to see this flick.

Link: Paltrow Drunk on Set (Celebrity Cafe)

Photographers, Chimpanzee – Honestly, does it matter that this has nothing to do with current pop culture?  No!  This is just an awesomely absurd black-and-white picture of a chimpanzee in a kimono taking pictures of models in bikinis.  (Thanks to Paul The Geek)

Link: Chimp Pic (Boing Boing)