The Entertation Index: March 7

It's only a matter of time.

Fallon, Jimmy – A Ben & Jerry’s concept ice cream flavor dreamed up by the late-show host has become reality.  Fallon’s Late Night Snack includes “a rich vanilla bean ice cream with a salty caramel swirl and crunchy fudge covered potato chip clusters.”  Though Fallon should be commended for his bold epicurean vision, the idea of combining such seemingly incongruous food items was actually pioneered by a group of people called “stoners.”

Link: Fallon’s Flavor (PopEater)

Jackson, La Toya – In a case of mistaken family members, real estate agent Barbara Corcoran embarrassed herself when she recounted to La Toya their apartment-hunting trip years ago.  However, it wasn’t La Toya that Corcoran had chauffeured, but Looks Like A Forensically Reconstructed Skull Jackson.

Link: La Toya Mistaken for A Sibling (NY Post)

Jolie, Angelina – The Tourist co-star Johnny Depp commented that Angelina is a “shockingly great mother,” and he doesn’t see how she and Brad Pitt are able to keep things smooth and calm with six kids and constant paparazzi presence.  He failed to mention that having one zillion dollars helps.

Link: Angelina’s Parenting (Huffington Post)

Montag, Heidi – Though the plastic-surgery-addicted “actress” also has a penchant for pills, Montag has announced she won’t be joining Drew Pinsky’s Celebrity Rehab.  The cast is extremely relieved, since interacting with Heidi Montag every day has been shown to lead to extreme drug abuse.

Link: Montag Not Joining (People)

Myers, Mike – The SNL alum was secretly married a few months ago to longtime partner Kelly Tisdale.  He is expected to be axe-murdered in the near future.

Link: Myers’ Marriage (PopEater)

Sheen, Charlie – It’s been a while since the Index has had such a reliable denizen.  Sheen has threatened a custody battle intended to strip his ex-wife and mother of his children Denise Richards’ custody rights to their kids.  For Sheen, frequent participant in drinking/drug/porn/outlandish rant binges, this may be an uphill battle.

Link: Charlie Sheen’s War (TMZ)