The Entertation Index: April 11

Gaga, Lady – After arriving at the Grammys in an egg, Lady Gaga and her creative team have implied that the prop might make another appearance soon.  It will probably show up in a quiet, normal American household where Gaga, who ages backwards, will learn human behaviors and customs with which she is obviously unfamiliar.

Link: Gaga’s Ovum (Hollywood News)

Gosselin, Kate – The former Jon & Kate Plus Eight matriarch is being sued by Creative Energy Options, a firm that offers marriage counseling, for purportedly not paying for services rendered.  More likely, Gosselin is being sued for proving that two people can be big enough assholes that even paid counseling can’t help.

Link: Gosselin Sued (TMZ)

Hefner's first spread, which landed him in the stocks.

Hefner, Hugh – Coed Magazine (rest of the linked page barely SFW) has a gallery of pictures of Hef as a young man.  Check out these photos, which were taken 140 years ago.

Link: Portrait of the Playboy as a Young Man (Coed)

Hesher – How I missed this trailer, I don’t know, but Joseph Gordon-Leavitt, Natalie Portman, and Rainn Wilson in a movie about a firebug metalhead who teaches a young kid life lessons?  I’m sold.  Add a cameo by Brian Posehn and I’d pay $50 to see it.

Link: Hesher Trailer (YouTube)

Lowe, Rob – Stories I Only Tell My Friends, the actor’s new memoir, includes several interesting tidbits ,including one where Lowe loses Footloose to Kevin Bacon when he snaps his knee while sliding during the audition, then passes out from the pain.  Decades later, thousands of 30- and 40-somethings will pass out from the pain of accidentally catching Footloose on TNT again.

Link: Lowe’s Memories (Huffington Post)

Sheen, Charlie – The unhinged 2.5 Men star has invited actress Mila Kunis to join his harem of porn star goddesses, but she politely declined.  Charlie, buddy, we know you’ve watched a couple of her scenes, but it’s called acting.

Link: Sheen’s Invitation (PopEater)