The Entertation Index: June 2

Aniston, Jennifer — People Magazine reports that Friends star Jennifer Aniston — who is currently dating screenwriter and actor Justin Theroux  — threw a small party over the weekend for Aniston’s friends to meet her new fella. According to reports, The evening lasted about four hours and began with Aniston dating Theroux, then breaking up with him and dating Gerard Butler, then leaving Butler for Bradley Cooper, getting back with John Mayer for fifteen minutes and ending with Theroux again by the time the guests departed.

Link: Jennifer Aniston Introduces Justin Theroux to Friends (People)

Dick, Andy — A Dallas comedy club patron is suing comic Andy Dick for “emotional distress” after the comedian allegedly exposing himself while walking through the crowd during a recent performance. While the plaintiff, Robert Tucker, says the club should have known of Dick’s “long history of assaulting patrons,” many other audience members who glimpsed Dick’s genitals say it was just a little joke. ZING!

Link: Dallas Nightclub Patron Sues Comedian Andy Dick (Access Atlanta)

Ke$ha — Partying pop songstress Ke$ha recently asked her Twitter followers to help name her new dachshund puppy as she’s struggling to come up with a name for the little dog. According to her Twitter feed, Ke$ha has narrowed down the names so far to “Iggy, Jagger, Bowie, Roxy (after Roxy Music)” and several other names she read on t-shirts at a Los Angeles Hot Topic store.

Link: Ke$ha Asks Fans to Name Her Puppy (Bop)

Poehler, Amy — Your must-read for Thursday: check out funnywoman Amy Poehler’s commencement speech to Harvard University’s Class of 2011 last week, and remind yourself why Poehler deserves all the hype she’s enjoying right now. (Though between you and I, my favorite commencement speech — possibly my favorite speech — of all time was Conan’s Harvard commencement address here).

Link: Amy Poehler’s Hysterical Commencement Speech to Harvard’s Class of 2011 (PopEater)

Snooki — During the filming of the fourth season of MTV’s Jersey Shore, set this season in Italy, famous person Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi reportedly collided with an Italian police cruiser assigned to security detail for the show’s cast, causing extensive damage to the automobile. Italian police have requested that Polizzi not stand in the street anymore.

Link: “Jersey Shore” Star Snooki Collides with POlice Car in Italy (EW)

Zolciak, Kim — Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak gave birth to a son late Tuesday night with boyfriend and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann. This would insinuate that Kim Zolciak is a biological woman, but I will not give you your twenty bucks until you produce video evidence of the birth first. That was the bet.

Link: Real Housewives of Atlantas Kim Zolciak Has Baby Boy Named Kroy Jagger Biermann (People)