The Entertation Index: September 15

Recently took up gardening, joined a book club and enrolled his twin seven year-olds in youth soccer.

Bieber, Justin — The teen pop heartthrob  has admitted to the media that he does, in fact, sometimes wear women’s jeans because, as he says, “they just fit me,” adding “whatever works, works.” This should come as no surprise as recent appearances by Bieber reveal that he has magically turned into a hip, forty-something suburban mom. 

Link: Justin Bieber Wears Women’s Jeans as They Fit Him Better than Men’s Jeans (Telegraph)

iPhone 5 — Rumors continue to fly surrounding the mysterious iPhone 5 and its enigmatic release date, though speculation persists that the grand unveiling could come as soon as early October. The press maintains that we’d know the release date by now, but when Apple called reporters to announce it, they called from an iPhone, and the call was lost.

Link: AppleCare Preparations hing at iOS 5.0 Release Around Oct. 10 (Apple Insider)

Lohan, Lindsay — As former Lohan flame Samantha Ronson prepares for her upcoming marriage to current squeeze Erin Foster, the Herbie: Fully Loaded actress has apparently been overcome with fits of jealously, incessantly calling Ronson and trying to communicate with her. Ronson has denied Lohan’s attempts, explaining that her time dating Lohan was simply her “leathery, drug-addled diamond thief” phase.

Link: Lindsay Lohan is Pissed (Celebuzz)

Podcasts — If you’re having trouble dipping into the current glut of free podcasts because you’re not entirely sure what they are or how they work, website FunnyOrDie breaks it all down for you. (Warning: mature language and situations)

Link: Where Do Podcasts Come From? (FunnyOrDie)

Remakes, Hollywood — Fresh off of reports that Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice is in works to be remade by Warner Bros., Tuesday saw the announcement that the Keanu Reeves/Patrick Swayze action surf film Point Break will also be refurbished for modern day audiences. At this point, however, the studios would be wise to just package all these things together and call the film Profitable Nostalgia: The Movie.

Link: “Point Break” Reboot Goes Into Motion at Alcon Entertainment (SlashFilm)

Shore, Jersey — A recent caught-on-camera squabble between two cast members of Jersey Shore have had tremendous bearing on the reality show’s ratings, which continue to rise in the millions each week. Based on this trend and the program’s growing success, MTV is reportedly eyeing a Jersey Shore spin-off entitled Ronnie Punches the Situation Every Week for an Hour.

Link: Jersey Shore Ratings Continue to Rise (Hollywood Reporter)