The Entertation Index: July 30

Anatomy, Grey’s – In a development on a show I didn’t know people watched anymore, McSteamy (Eric Dane) is leaving.  This means that only McDreamy, McCreamy, and Drooly Spice remain.

Link: McSteamy McLeaving (EW)

Dogg, Snoop – The famous rapper has been banned from Norway for two years due to a pot bust.  Unknown to Snoop, Norway apparently does not allow possession of bronze head sculptures of Cambodian Maoist revolutionaries.

Link: Snoop Banned (Daily Mail)

Now, thankfully, the most famous Paris Hilton.

Hilton, Paris – The newly-single celebutante cruised the French Riviera with her sister in search of a good time and possibly a HAHAHAHA!  Just playing with you!  Nobody cares about anything Paris Hilton does anymore!

Link: Paris Hilton Does Something (NY Post)

Liukin, Nastia – With the 2012 Summer Olympics under way, 5-time Olympic medalist Liukin gives parents of future gymnastics hopefuls some tips, like “Encourage your child to dream big,” and “Set short and long-term goals.”  Not listed, but also encouraged, is “Make sure your children are from old Soviet Bloc nations.”

Link: Nastia’s Tips (People)

Palin, Bristol – After being invited to participate in the all-star season of Dancing with the Stars, Palin found it necessary to defend doing reality TV: “You’re going to talk about me if I’m in my little life in Alaska or if I’m in L.A., so I might as well just have fun with it.”  She reportedly followed that with, “and really, what else am I gonna do?”

Link: Palin Justifies (People)

Robsten – After Kristen Stewart admitted to an affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, her boyfriend Robert Pattinson moved out of their shared home.  Both are said to be very upset about the incident.  You can tell because they look sad.

Link: Robsten in Trouble (Examiner)