The Entertation Index: September 24

To idle here is wiser than to drive a hammered crew…

Apple, Fiona – The “Criminal” singer was arrested last week at a Texas border station for harboring hashish and a small amount of marijuana on her bus.  I guess that explains her last album title.

Link: Apple Stopped (TMZ)

Gain, Pain & – The upcoming movie by Transformers director Michael Bay about bodybuilders and kidnapping has signed Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.  The two actors were reportedly disappointed, however, when they discovered that they would not be fighting giant exploding robots or having 23-year-old boobies smashed in their faces.

Link: Bay’s New Movie (Geeks of Doom)

Kardashian, Kim – As we mentioned here last week, the reality TV star was recently seen with a new, fluffy white kitten.  Turns out that the pet was a present from current boyfriend Kanye West, which was probably was a return gift for Kim giving Kanye her kitty.

Link: Kimmy’s Kat (People)

LaBeouf, Shia – To show how serious he was about getting a part in Lars von Trier’s sexually explicit Nymphomaniac, LaBeouf says he sent the director a tape of him and his girlfriend actually having sex.  The Lawless actor also says he’ll do anything von Trier asks of him.  LaBeouf really hopes that von Trier’s next film explores what role the world’s sweetest weed plays in the high-end part of Amsterdam’s Red Light District.

Link: Von Trier’s Newest (Hollywood Reporter)

LMFAO – Sky Blu and Redfoo are taking a break from LMFAO to focus on personal projects.  This is absolutely terrible news for frat party DJs.

Link: LMFAO On Hold (Pollstar)

Vedder, Eddie – Responding to presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s infamous 47% comment, the Pearl Jam front man was quoted by the Associated Press as saying, “It’s very upsetting to hear a presidential candidate be so easily dismissive of such a ginormous amount of the population.”  He then reportedly followed with “OMG, Mitt is soooo totes over!  Kthxbai!”

Link: Vedder Vents (Google News)