The Entertation Index: October 4

Bieber, Justin – During a recent concert in Glendale, AZ, the Biebs puked onstage during “Out of Town Girl.”  Reporters didn’t see what the big deal was, since that’s what he sounds like every time he sings live.

Link: Biebs Barfs (CBS News)

Blaine, David – The magician/illusionist will soon perform his stunt “Electrified: One Million Volts Always On,” in which he will place himself in the middle of 1 million volts of electricity for 72 hours.  If successful, this will be the first time that Blaine electrifies anyone except himself.

Link: Blaine’s New Stunt (Guardian)

Lohan, Lindsay – The Mean Girls actress alleges that congressional aide Christian LaBella assaulted her in a NYC hotel after she invited him to party with her group.  LaBella claims that a minor scuffle occurred when Lohan tried to delete pictures of her from his cell phone.  Lohan supposedly maintains, however, that LaBella attacked her when he disagreed with her stance on President Obama’s seemingly hesitant use of American operational and covert military assets in Libya’s 2011 revolution, and how that may have led to that country’s current anti-Western violence.

Link: Lohan’s Tussle (NY Daily News)

MacFarlane, Seth – The American Dad creator had no doubts leading up to Obama’s debate performance last night, saying that the President could show up “with his penis out” and still win.  Whatever you think about Obama’s showing, MacFarlane probably already has a 4-minute Family Guy bit about it ready to go.

Link: MacFarlane Predicts (Raw Story)

Montag, Heidi – Remember her?  Come on, she needs you to remember her.  Former The Hills actress and plastic surgery aficionado Montag will headline strip club Crazy Horse III’s line up in Las Vegas on October 19.  Don’t act surprised.  This is exactly how you imagined things would end for her.

Link: Montag On Stage Again (TMZ)

The Internet is probably not the best place for her.

Spears, Britney – The “Toxic” singer is still chafing under tight internet and cell phone restrictions instituted as part of her conservatorship granted to her father in 2008.  Family members say the monitoring is meant to keep her away from former manager Sam Lufti, but others say she can’t be trusted after she got hammered and ordered 55 Snakmasters online.

Link: Spears Still Under Conservatorship (Mercury News)