The Entertation Index: October 22

This is what happened to every child in America upon hearing Tom Hanks curse on live TV. I hope you’re happy, Tom.

Hanks, Tom – Good Morning America host Elizabeth Vargas asked the Cloud Atlas star to speak in one of his character’s accents.  Hanks warned that most of the lines involved swear words, but complied and accidentally said, “I want people to f*cking…”  He immediately stopped himself and apologized, saying, “Man oh man, I’m sorry. I have never done that before. I want to apologize to the kids in America that are watching this right now…”  The kids in America replied, “It’s no big f*cking deal.  We’ve heard it before.”

Link: Hanks Curses (People)

Kristel, Sylvia – The actress famous for her role in sensual movie series Emmanuelle has died of cancer.  Kristel was Dutch and the movie was filmed in Thailand, so she didn’t think many would see it: “I was nervous, but then my boyfriend said: ‘Who’s going to watch this film? It will never pass censorship.’”  Kristel couldn’t have foreseen the rise of late-night HBO and Cinemax.

Link: Emmanuelle Star Dies (Boston.com)

Lohan, Lindsay – Reports that Lohan missed her audio-dialogue replacement (ADR) session for The Canyons had screenwriter Brett Eason Ellis tweeting “Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on The Canyons today…”  When asked why the supposed tardiness on the set of a movie described on IMDB.com as “Youth, glamor, sex and Los Angeles, circa 2012,” Lohan reportedly replied, “Duh.  It’s called acting!”

Link: Lohan Late? (Jezebel)

Lufti, Sam – Britney Spears’s former sort-of manager alleges that the singer shaved her head to hide evidence of hard-core drug use that could have lost her custody of her kids.  She reportedly was told later that cutting off her hair wouldn’t get rid of the drugs hidden in her butt.

Link: Britney Bald (TMZ)

Madonna – The Material Girl upset some fans when she integrated guns into her act and simulated shooting into the crowd at a concert in Denver, three months after the shooting in Aurora, CO.  She hadn’t misjudged a crowd so badly since she brought 3 kegs and a whiskey fountain to an Alcoholics Anonymous charity concert.

Link: Madonna Offends (Yahoo!)

Ruth, Dr. – At a screening of The Sessions, a movie about a polio-stricken poet who wants to lose his virginity, noted sexologist Ruth Westheimer repeatedly advised during the Q&A session that co-star Helen Hunt use contraceptives.  Many in the audience laughed heartily, mostly because they didn’t realize that Dr. Ruth was a real person.

Link: Ruth At Screening (Huffington Post)