The Entertation Index: October 29
Baldwin, Alec – Actress Genevieve Sabourin denies stalking the 30 Rock star, saying her feelings for him were reciprocated. To prove it, she noted, “How come I know he’s got a scar… on his bikini line that is round?” Probably the same way that you would know that his alias is Jack Donaghy—he’s been on screen a lot. You might want to find a better explanation.
Link: Baldwin’s “Stalker” (NY Post)
Lohan, Lindsay – After almost two years of tabloid rebuttals, scandal spin, and conflict with other Lohans, Steve Honig is resigning as Lindsay Lohan’s publicist. Good luck, Steve. Dirty Jobs should be calling soon.
Link: Lohan’s Right-Hand Man Scrams (E! Online)
Madonna – Madge stopped by Ellen for a charity episode and decided to send, of all people, her 12-year-old son Rocco to the dunk-tank. With her recent bizarre comments about Elton John, Lady Gaga, and President Obama; and her weapon-filled, simulated crowd-shooting concert in Denver, Madonna has been an asshole to everyone lately.
Link: Madonna Dunks Son (YouTube)
Parton, Dolly – The country queen went shopping for her Halloween costume at famous L.A. store Trashy Lingerie, implying that her getup would be naughty. It’ll probably involve crazy hair, garish cosmetics, and a stuffed shirt.
Link: Parton’s Costume (TMZ)
Portman, Natalie – The UK’s Advertising Standards Authority has banned a digitally retouched Christian Dior mascara ad for, essentially, false advertising. The ASA said that Dior’s claims of “’lash-multiplying effect volume and care mascara,’ had ‘… an unrivalled lash creator effect’ and ‘delivers spectacular volume-multiplying effect, lash by lash’, in conjunction with the image of Natalie Portman’s eyelashes, ‘would be understood to mean that the mascara could lengthen the lashes, as well as separate them, increase their thickness and volume, and generally enhance lash appearance.’” So, yes, irony abounds when a makeup ad is banned for false advertising.
Link: Beautiful Girl (Yahoo)
Swift, Taylor – Pop-country darling swift recently split with Kennedy family scion Conor after a summer fling. Swift loves to sing about her exes, so get ready, Kennedy family, cuz you have no idea how bad things can…oh.
Link: Swift Splits (NY Daily News)