The Entertation Index: December 17

Yes, an actual hamster.

Bieber, Justin – At a recent autograph session in Atlanta, the pop star gave one eager fan his pet hamster PAC.  “Pet Hamster PAC” is not a euphemism, so you can stop making your “Eww!” face.

Link: Bieber Gives Gift (The Sun)

Clinton, Bill – At a fund-raiser for the Clinton Global Initiative, magician David Blaine wowed the ex-president with a number of card tricks.  Although amazed at the sleight-of-hand, Clinton was disappointed because he heard there would be “tricks” at the party.

Link: Blaine Amuses Bill (NY Post)

Frankel, Bethenny – Bolstered by a still shot from a bundled up mid-day outing in NYC, People Magazine asks if the marriage of Real Housewife Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy is in trouble.  If your reaction was “who the hell cares?”, you’re right.

Link: Frankel’s Marriage in Trouble? (People)

Lohan, Lindsay – NYC strip club Scores has offered to pay thousands of dollars of Lohan’s delinquent bills if she hosts online video chats for the company’s website, which reportedly does not require nudity.  Oh, Lindsay.  If ever the “slippery slope” metaphor were warranted, this is it.

Link: Lohan Scores (TMZ)

Shore, Jersey – Every entertainment website is reporting that on the penultimate episode of Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino busted out some stripper moves that were…less than impressive.  More impressive is that a word like “penultimate” is used at all in relation to Jersey Shore.

Link: The Situation Bombs (Wetpaint)

Youth, Sonic – The mid-1960s Fender Jazzmaster wielded by Sonic Youth’s Thurston Moore was reported stolen last week after a show in Philadelphia.  Philly police say that Moore was in the hotel bar with his luggage when he noticed that the $20,000 guitar was missing.  It is unknown whether “noticing his guitar missing after being in the hotel bar” actually means “got trashed at the hotel bar and forgot his guitar.”

Link: SY Guitar Missing (EW)