The Entertation Index: December 20

Hacking — A Los Angeles District court has sentenced computer hacker Christopher Chaney to ten years in prison after accessing the personal online accounts of starlets like Christina Aguilera and Scarlett Johansson and posting nude pictures of them on the internet. In keeping with the same service Chaney provided the American internet public, the denizens of Chaney’s assigned prison are looking forward to seeing him naked. And “accessing his accounts.”

Link: Hollywood Hacker Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison (Associated Press)

Hanlon, Jack — Elderly actor Jack Hanlon, the eldest surviving actor to have appeared in Hal Roach’s late-1920’s “Our Gang” film shorts, passed away in Las Vegas late last week. Sources say the 96 year-old Hanlon died after falling off the shoulders of two other elderly men while wrapped in a trenchcoat and passing themselves off as one very tall adult.

Oldest Remaining “Our Gang” Star Jack Hanlon Dies at Age 96 (Fox News)

Instagram — Angering hipsters everywhere, fad app Instagram announced Tuesday new terms of service which would allow “a business or other entity” to pay the company for certain images “without any compensation to you.” The news has absolutely enraged those who think The GAP or Target is going to use a grainy, over-filtered photo of a five-spice tofu they made one night for Carlos’ party without them getting a piece of the action.

Link: Instagram Users Revolt Over Piracy Changes (CNN)

Kilborn, Craig — Sources say former Daily Show host Craig Kilborn last week filmed a pilot for a “potential news-satire show” that may run on the new Jeff Zucker-run CNN. Sources also say that like Kilborn’s past experience with the genre, the pilot episode was fine but suddenly ended just before the show started to get really good.

Link: Craig Kilborn Films Pilot for Possible News Satire Show on CNN (NY Daily News)

Lohan, Lindsay — According to The NY Post’s Page Six, talent reps for Lindsay Lohan have sent out a press release announcing that the cash-strapped trainwreck will be available for “weddings and bat mitzvahs.” The service is perfect for those who want to have someone get trashed, fall down on the dance floor and expose her vagina to the crowd, but feel like cousin Steve’s “free-spirit” artist girlfriend just isn’t high-caliber enough.

Link: Lindsay Lohan Talent Company Makes Desperate Pitch (NY Post)

Sad-Off, Christmas — Wondering which woefully depressing movie to see this Christmas Day? Let Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway — the stars of Django Unchained and Les Miserables, respectively — battle it out for you as the two vie over whose film will ruin your Christmas more. And have a happy holiday, everyone.

Link: The Sad-Off with Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway (Funny or Die)