The Entertation Index: December 31

“So, what would you like to talk about today?”

Gaga, Lady – The wearer of meat-suits and Kermit dresses will continue her outreach to troubled teens by offering free counseling at stops on her Born This Way Ball tour in 2013.  Man, those are going to be some messed up therapy sessions.

Link: The Dr. Is In (Rolling Stone)

Kardashian, Kim – Reports of her mom and stepdad’s supposedly impending divorce have angered Kim so much that she has taken to her blog to refute them, loudly and proudly claiming that the Kardashians had the “best family Christmas ever!”  Translation: “No one in this family will get more press than me!”

Link: Kim Retorts (Huffington Post)

Lohan, Lindsay – Lohan landing in London got the media in a tizzy, with many outlets speculating that she was there to join reality TV show Celebrity Big Brother.  Sources say that this is untrue, mainly because Lohan has a court date next month.  Also, Lohan may have commented, “you can’t get any good blow on that set anyway.”

Link: Lohan Probably Not Doing Celebrity Big Brother (TMZ)

Slater, Christian – It’s not been the greatest year for the Heathers star, but this may take the cake.  Apparently, Slater starred in a small horror film called Playback that has the ignominious distinction of being the lowest-grossing movie of 2012 at…$264.  Total.  I didn’t know that was even possible.  For comparison, I alone got 25 people to buy tickets for Zombie Planet.

Link: Slater Movie Bombs (Movieline)

Villaraigosa, Antonio – The mayor of Los Angeles partied with Charlie Sheen during the grand opening of a bar promoted by the troubled actor.  How do we know?  From a photo that Sheen tweeted.  A big-city mayor being photographed tearing it down with Charlie Sheen: we may have found someone with poorer judgment than Sheen himself.

Link: Mayor + Sheen (Inquisitr)

West, Kanye – The outspoken singer gave fans in Atlanta something to talk about when he ranted for a while about the Grammys, and put on a full-face crystal mask.  Nice try, Kanye, but you’re not going to out-crazy Lady Gaga (see above).

Link: Wild West (The Hollywood Gossip)