The Entertation Index: January 3 (Special Kim and Kanye Baby Edition)

Bump, Baby — According to web sources, Kardashian mom Kris Jenner is already planning to sell photos of Kim Kardashian’s “baby bump” — which is a cute way of paparazzi stalking pregnant women — and experts expect the photos to fetch up to $300,000. Please note that these photos should be ONLY of Kim’s “baby bump” and not her “regular, gigantic ass-bump.” Those are a dime a dozen.

Link: Kim Kardashian Baby Bump Pic – $300,000 for first pic (Hollywood Life)

E! News — In a statement released on Wednesday, E! Network president Suzanne Kolb told The Hollywood Reporter that the impending Kanye West/Kim Kardashian offspring and its development will be featured on the channel, adding that “[E! looks] forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle and without a doubt, more fabulous Girl Clothes.” If you don’t speak TV-ese, this translates roughly into “If you think for one goddamned second that we’re not getting our piece of this, you’re out of your mind.”

Link: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Baby Will Appear on E! Reality Shows (Yahoo TV)

Kardashian, Khloe — Big sister Khloe Kardashian, wife to NBA player Lamar Odom, weighed in on the Kimye baby news by commenting on her official blog that she is ” just so freaking excited to welcome another little person into our crazy fam LOL!!!” She then added, on a more serious note, that she thinks Kim and Kanye will make an amazing baby, and that it will taste great when she eats it.

Link: Khloe Kardashian and Kanye West’s Baby – “Lamar Odom and I Are Over the Moon” (Zap2It)

Kardashian, Kim — Model, TV personality and soon-to-be-mom Kim Kardashian told reporters that while she’s made it through the opening months of her pregnancy with little morning sickness, saying that “When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I have to disagree,” adding that “it’s not as easy as people think.” Of course not, Kim. Having another mouth to feed is never easy, especially when you’re already the perennial meal ticket for a family of ten.

Link: Kim Kardashian on Pregnancy – “It’s Not As Easy As People Think” (NY Daily News)

Kardashian, Rob — Upon being asked by the press about his sister’s pregnancy, Kardashian brother/model/competitive dancer/dating show contestant/law student/fashion designer Rob told reporters that the baby is “a blessing,” hinting that nuptials could be in the couple’s future. “I’m really excited to help paint and decorate a nursery,” he allegedly added, ” and then look forward to showing up after a night of clubbing at four in the morning and passing out there on a blow-up air mattress in the corner, just like I do at Khloe and Lamar’s house.”

Link: Rob Kardashian – Kanye and Kim’s Baby News “A Blessing” (Access Hollywood)

I’m glad time was spent on this instead of, you know, conservational efforts or charity.

Images, Computer Generated — A creepy-sounding website calling itself MorphThing has released the first computer-generated images of what the West-Kardashian offspring might look like by using composites of the stars combined as a child. These images will also be helpful for the makers of full-crystal masks to prepare a decorative hood for the infant.

Link: What Will Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Baby Look Like? (HuffPo)