The Entertation Index: January 7

Lohan, Lindsay – The noted party animal is still crushing clubs in 2013.  When leaving Base in London at 5am a few days ago, she accidentally showed a huge bruise on her left arm.  Sources say that it could be the result of a tumble, or 57 needle sticks.

Link: Lohan Bruised (Daily Mail)

Not James too!

Mustaine, Dave – The Megadeth frontman ripped into Men’s Wearhouse on the band’s Facebook page to complain that a gift for his tour manager did not arrive in time: “We are all living in very tight financial times right now, and like I said, you may not wear a suit for your job or for an event or occasion, but if you do, I would strongly recommend you wear someone else’s suits.”  I wonder what 21-year-old Metallica shredder Dave Mustaine would think about 51-year-old Dave Mustaine complaining on Megadeth’s Facebook page about a delayed gift from a suit store?  Kill Em All, Dave!

Link: Mustaine Unhappy With Men’s Wearhouse (EW)

Passenger, Drunk Airline – An Icelandic airline had to tape an unruly passenger to his seat and tape his mouth shut after he allegedly drank an entire bottle of liquor and got completely crunked.  His name has not yet been released, but Gary Busey’s alibi is reportedly not checking out.

Link: Air Dronk (Gawker)

Sheen, Charlie – The Anger Management star was seen in Mexico in late December kissing porn star Georgia Jones.  Gross!  Multiple partners, nasty habits, God knows what diseases?  I can’t believe anyone would kiss Charlie Sheen.

Link: Sheen in Georgia (E! Online)

Watson, Emma – People reveals that the Harry Potter actress resolves every year to speak French fluently, and says that there is one thing she’ll “do anything for”: a warm baguette.  You may admit to yourself that you thought there was a slim chance it was “your love.”

Link: Watson’s True Love (People)

Watts, Naomi – The Mulholland Drive actress plays a tsunami survivor in The Impossible, but says that portraying Princess Diana was scarier than the disaster movie and perhaps the scariest role she’s chosen.  Oh, come on.  Playing Lady Di couldn’t have been scarier than The Ring.

Link: Watts As Di (InStyle)