The Entertation Index: February 11

Brown, Chris – R&B suck-pop star and Rihanna assaulter Brown claims that he totaled his Porsche after being chased by paparazzi.  You can admit to rooting for the paparazzi in this one.

Link: Brown Crashes (TMZ)

This is like saying “Normal, Ohio star John Goodman…”

De La Garza, Alana – People magazine reports that the Do No Harm star is expecting her second child.  De La Garza is reportedly mad that she is being referred to as the star of a show that was cancelled after two episodes.

Link: ADLG Expecting (People)

Gomez, Selena – The Spring Breakers actress is said to be devastated after hearing rumors of an affair between her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber and singer Rihanna while Gomez and the Biebs were dating.  I guess Gomez didn’t listen to that time-tested advice about dating underage Canadian pop stars.

Link: Gomez v. Rihanna? (Hollywood Life)

Grammys, The – The Grammys were last night.  Please let us know in the comments section if you care, ever cared, or when you stopped caring.

Link: Grammys (Huffington Post)

Seagal, Steven – After starring in reality TV show Steven Seagal: Lawman and requesting a presidential pardon for an ex-business partner, the actor and martial arts expert will participate in a simulated school shooting police exercise with Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio.  This is expected to be a part of Seagal’s upcoming series Steven Seagal: Remaining Relevant. (h/t to St. Orts)

Link: Seagal: Lawman Again (CNN)

Underwood, Carrie and Swift, Taylor – According to an Us Weekly “exclusive,” country darlings Swift and Underwood apparently hate each other.  Sources say that each despises the other’s unique style of bland, unoriginal, conformist, manufactured twang-pop.

Link: Underwood v. Swift? (Us Weekly)