The Entertation Index: February 14

“Well, I never!”

Dogg, Snoop – The Doggystyle rapper surprised some audience members when he fired up a blunt on stage at The Roxy during a panel discussion before the Grammys.  The other audience members were surprised that those people were surprised.

Link: Snoop Sparks (Huffington Post)

Jolie-Pitt, Vivienne – One of the six children of Brangelina will bring in $3000 a week playing a young version of Princess Aurora, better known as Sleeping Beauty, in 2014’s Maleficent.  According to industry experts, Brad and Angelina’s next zygote is expected to command at least as much when it stars in any scene in the next sci-fi film that involves replicating alien cells.

Link: Vivienne Raking It In (L.A. Times)

Kerr, John – The actor who played Lt. Joseph Cable in South Pacific died this weekend.  No one who reads news on the internet has heard of South Pacific.

Link: Kerr Dies (Calgary Herald)

Ke$ha – In her documentary Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, the “Tik Tok” singer says that, after getting wasted at 6am, she drinks her own urine because she heard it was healthy, but stopped doing it because it was gross.  Girl, you better up your game if you want to be known as the “crazy” one.  Lady Gaga would have drunk her urine, your urine, then bathed in it to stay young.

Link: Ke$ha Doc (NZ Herald)

Lawyer, Lindsay Lohan’s – Julia Azrael, the laywer who has been handling Lohan’s most current legal troubles, says that her client is uncooperative and unreachable, complaining, “I have made many efforts to convince Lohan to appear for her deposition. I do not know how to reach her directly.”  Guess that money wasn’t as easy as it sounded, eh Julia?

Link: Lindsay’s Lawyer’s Lament (TMZ)

Trump, Donald – A few days after the Super Bowl, the self-aggrandizing businessman criticized Beyonce’s halftime performance as “ridiculous” and “inappropriate.”  Beyonce is said to think the same thing about Donald Trump’s hair and personality.

Link: Trump Disses (International Business Times)